A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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