- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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