- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A dog was barking at a tree

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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