- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What is 9+10? 19

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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