Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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