- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Yo Mama just died.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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