Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

The holocaust

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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