Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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