whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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you see theres this guy.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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