Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Anti Joke

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