Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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i like turtles

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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