- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Small Penis.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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