- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Pickles are moist.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

To mama so old, she might die soon.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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