- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Michael Brown

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

FUCK THE JEWS

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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