You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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