What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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penis?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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