How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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