- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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