- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

A fish swims up your penis...

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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