Homosexualism is so gay man

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Cancer

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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