why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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