- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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