Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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