So one time there was this woman learning...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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