- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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