What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

chinga tue madre Ryan

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Black people in Camden NJ.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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