cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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