- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Roses are flowers.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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