"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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