What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's 9 + 10 19

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Jordan is pregant

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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