- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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