- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

The duck didn't cross the road.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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