- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??