A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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This is not funny.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

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