- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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