what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

He--Hey guys

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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