roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What's brown and sticky? A stick

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Anti Joke

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