whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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I'm so punny.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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