- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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