roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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