What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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