- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

mexicans fishing

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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