- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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