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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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