- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

hey guys im gay

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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