- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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