- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

kieran is a homosexual

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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