yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Honk if you're Amish!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

thumb_up thumb_down -23

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

thumb_up thumb_down -23

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops