- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How old are you? 7

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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