What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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