- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Anti-jokes are funny.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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