Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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the bible

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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