- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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