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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

what's up? my penis.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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