- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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