Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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