- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why? Why not?

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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