- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

your no better than a cockroach

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

I was watching Fox news.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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