- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Penis

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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