- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

im telling maguire

I asked her where you were.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

class is canceled. My professor died.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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