Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Please don't shoot me

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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