But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Women's Rights

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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