- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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