- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

The cream, it is coming

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

I love pissing people off :P

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