- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Your mom is so old she died

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

no

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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