- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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