Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Who invented apple? God

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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