- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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