A gay man watches football.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

You know what's funny? Rape

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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