Why so serious ?

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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