KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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can you touch your toes? no

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Boob

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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whats black and large -me

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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