What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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#IHateHashtags

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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This is an anti- joke

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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