- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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