What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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