What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Knock knock *open*

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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