- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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