- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Roses are flowers.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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