There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What do you call an arab ?

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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