Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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