- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Womens rights.

A shark ate your mom

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

-knock knock! -doors open

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Bitch

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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