How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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