- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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