- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

PIED NINNY!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Psychics.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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