- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Alchohol.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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