- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

im telling maguire

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What's 2+2? Fish

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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