What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

NEVER

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

vitamin c

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

that wall over there ->

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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