- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

su algato es en fuego

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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