What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

France had one revolution

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

call me maybe.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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