- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock knock. Its open.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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