- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

woman's rights

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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