What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Equal rights!

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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