- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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