- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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