whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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