What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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