- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

eoin burgin is fat

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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