- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Roses are flowers.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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