- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What stops a train? A missile

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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