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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

A women left the kitchen.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why so serious ?

Good job, son.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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