Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why? Why not?

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

João Duarte reads this.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Hello penis

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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