Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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