- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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