There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Your mother just died.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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