What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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