ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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lol

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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