- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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