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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What does water smell like? water.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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