I like school Said no one ever.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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