A seal walks into a club.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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