All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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black people swimming

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

your so fat. your fat!

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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