Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Neither did she.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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