- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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