- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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