- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Anthony sucks

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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