- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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