- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

mitchell palmer sucks

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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