- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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