Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

I went to work today....

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

My jeans

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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