- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Waffles ate my grandma

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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