Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Jovan

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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