- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What is my name? I dont know

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Sarah Palin.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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