- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Where's my baby??

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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