- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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