- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

The New York Giants

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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