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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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