Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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