What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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