Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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