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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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