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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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