- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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