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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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