- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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