Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Adam Chebali has no life

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

why did the zebra cross the road?

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

._____________________. Whale!

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

what do you call a black guy african american

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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