- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Fine, ladies first.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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