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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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