Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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