What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Anti Joke

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