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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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