A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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