Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Black people having a Job.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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