-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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