What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Rush Limbaugh

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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