- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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