- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

girls basketball

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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