A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Women's Rights

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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