The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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PENIS

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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